Have you seen Grandma???

[yollie]

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm!

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.

[bossybitch]

Your Granma is too cool
So Im sending a rose instead.
She cooks way too cool

Is all were gonna give instead.


Love you

We might send her on Sunday
(After the roast lamb)

[yollie]

lol, as long as you send some of the roast along with, yummmmm, lol.