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Post by maire on Feb 18, 2008 16:56:25 GMT 12
I'm always up early Koko ..... early to bed and early to rise and all that stuff ..... and nonsense  |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 18, 2008 17:35:58 GMT 12
lol
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Post by maire on Feb 19, 2008 14:17:37 GMT 12
 To the two guests visiting us at 15.20pm ;D ;D
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Post by misilon on Feb 19, 2008 16:14:36 GMT 12
hahaha!! poo bum bums maire,.
.its no end of mirth to me when the boys start to laugh uncontrollable at stuff to do with arty farties and bare bums,..hilarious,...everytime i go past the room they are in,.. the smell is putrid ,..
I scream at them to open the windows if theyre gonna have a fart comp ,..
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Post by sparrow on Feb 19, 2008 23:18:15 GMT 12
My brothers once had a fart jar. Serious! They used to sit on us and wait until we had to breathe. Then they'd crack open the jars. They really were disgusting! Funny as hell, but disgusting. The fart jar came to a horrible end (*ahem*) when they decided to crack it open under the nose of my mother's best friend. The BGF went a horrible shade of green and nearly gagged. End of the fart jar. I think my mother found it a little funny and tolerated it until that incident. After that: uh-uh. No more fart jar.
True story!
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Post by maire on Feb 20, 2008 5:46:43 GMT 12
Lol Misi and Sparrow .... that poor best friend and how embarrassing for your mum sparrow.
When it comes to farts, the saying .... boys will be boys, couldn't be more apt ;D ;D
My youngest comes in here (small office) and does it to me nearly every morning .... Rotoruas perfume is more bearable ;D ;D
I can remember years ago my ex b.i.l came back from his compulsive military training with a delightful new habit .....
lighting farts. Many a singed bottom came from their efforts ... and if I remember correctly, the smell is magnified!!
Hahaha I've come back in and seen what I wrote up there ..... I suppose some thought that military training was "compulsive", but mostly it was "compulsory". ;D ;D
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 20, 2008 8:15:03 GMT 12
 nothing like a hint of fragrance 9.16am no guests *singing - I'm all alone with no one beside me lalala
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Post by misilon on Feb 20, 2008 9:54:03 GMT 12
oh no what have we started here,..I have to tell you a story now *sigh*
we worked in a shearing gang (fantastic lifestyle with the right gang)
all the workers left to go to the pub for the evening
Huna stayed in to my surprise
he was busy ,..I didnt ask!!
when everyone rolled in to the camp it was party time
then all of a sudden we heard a disgusting yell from the toilet area
we all went to looksee and it WAS disgusting,..there was brown yukk on the wall of one of the toilets, on the seat, and water cylinder.
enters in on the scene Huna "whats the fuss"
he see's the mess,... goes up to it,... smells it,,.... feels it with his fingers,... to a chorus of ugh's
then the unthinkable happened "he licked it with his tongue (leave the response to your imagination )
the blimin hound, I just went back to the kitchen found the bowl,..it was chocolate icing
s'why he stayed back in camp , but it was a good trick,..and everyone still talks about it yrs down the line, and here it is in groovies
my son is just waiting for the right opportunity,..his public status is slowly growing hehehe!!
maybe he can do it at the sky tower,..
can hardly wait to hear it,...hahah!!
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 20, 2008 14:30:33 GMT 12
nice 1 misi gotta admit I was almost gagging while reading it
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 20, 2008 14:32:34 GMT 12
my hands getting sore waving to the guest 3.34
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 21, 2008 6:48:39 GMT 12
Waves to the guest 7.50am
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Post by maire on Feb 21, 2008 6:54:24 GMT 12
 guests at 7.57am smile for the camera ;D ;D
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Post by Lux on Feb 21, 2008 6:59:17 GMT 12
Misi thats the worsest story I've ever heard!  I would have been chasing that fella around around the camp trying to kick his behind! ;D One of my brothers used to do the hold you down fart thing...I should surprise him one day and do it back!  |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 21, 2008 18:42:46 GMT 12
My memory is failing so I can't remember If I've told this one. When I was in Wellington waiting the the Khandalla(?) bus I couldn't hold me farts in any more and seeing as how I was the only one there at the time I have a rip roaring time and then a fellow passenger came along so I sniffed the air looked at him and moved away. Loved putting the blame on other peeps.
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Post by Lux on Feb 21, 2008 18:58:02 GMT 12
My memory is failing so I can't remember If I've told this one. When I was in Wellington waiting the the Khandalla(?) bus I couldn't hold me farts in any more and seeing as how I was the only one there at the time I have a rip roaring time and then a fellow passenger came along so I sniffed the air looked at him and moved away. Loved putting the blame on other peeps.   |
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Post by maire on Feb 22, 2008 6:53:55 GMT 12
My memory is failing so I can't remember If I've told this one. When I was in Wellington waiting the the Khandalla(?) bus I couldn't hold me farts in any more and seeing as how I was the only one there at the time I have a rip roaring time and then a fellow passenger came along so I sniffed the air looked at him and moved away. Loved putting the blame on other peeps.  |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 22, 2008 14:33:54 GMT 12
To the two guests visiting us at 15.20pm ;D ;D Okay Maire I raise your Bart to two to the guests 3.36pm 1g |
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Post by maire on Feb 22, 2008 14:51:58 GMT 12
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 22, 2008 17:05:56 GMT 12
Buggar no guest  you win |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 22, 2008 17:47:08 GMT 12
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 22, 2008 17:47:52 GMT 12
Buggar can't count at 6.48 1g
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Post by maire on Feb 22, 2008 19:02:43 GMT 12
Lol koko you win ...... must be show poker ;D ;D and believe it or not there are no guests this visits  |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 22, 2008 20:42:07 GMT 12
9.42 and 1g. I can't understand why they won't come and play. We good people. 'If you be nice to us we be nice to you' ....Gollum
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Post by kokonutwoman on Feb 23, 2008 6:38:33 GMT 12
7.40 am 1g - Come out come out where ever you are!
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Post by Lux on Feb 23, 2008 11:10:00 GMT 12
 enema/sadsac/sadsac/macahari ;D
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I would have been chasing that fella around around the camp trying to kick his behind! ;D