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Post by Misstique on Jun 18, 2008 20:19:46 GMT 12
[glow=red,2,300] Yes, I know some of you won't give a flock!
But hey a party really ain't a party without the resident floozy who drinks all ya piss, tries to grope your men, gets unceremoniously dumped on her ass in front of everyone when she trips over her own feet, then passes out on da couch, and ends up puking her ring out some ungodly hour of the morning after everyone else has gone home!!!
And then has the cheek to pinch your last bottle of wine out of da fridge before slinking off out the back door .....
But hey, let me know when she turns up will ya???!!! [/glow]   
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Post by maire on Jun 19, 2008 9:09:20 GMT 12
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Post by Lux on Jun 19, 2008 9:14:23 GMT 12
 I missed this last night LOL, Geez miss, looks like you've been spying on albino! ;D
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Post by lolly on Jun 19, 2008 9:50:08 GMT 12
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blackpearl
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Precious little girl.
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Post by blackpearl on Jun 20, 2008 9:43:55 GMT 12
 Hi misstique. Your a real crack up! |
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Post by Misstique on Jun 20, 2008 19:30:45 GMT 12
Hey Blackpearl ...
CHEERS!! |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Jun 20, 2008 19:41:47 GMT 12
Heka! miss that too
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Post by Misstique on Jun 24, 2008 19:23:07 GMT 12
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Post by Misstique on Jun 27, 2008 21:01:51 GMT 12
Sorry to all those that I missed or forgot or ran out of time
to deliver little post-its to! Will catch you next weekend.
I'm out and about for now, possibly heading down to
Hawkes Bay for a couple weeks.
Here's a little something for you all to have a good ole
laugh opr cackle at ......
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Post by Lux on Jun 27, 2008 21:04:52 GMT 12
And get yaself some good lovin' and collect ya hormones before you leave you might need them LOL |
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Post by lolly on Jun 27, 2008 21:04:52 GMT 12
LOL..i love it.......
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Post by Misstique on Jul 1, 2008 19:15:26 GMT 12
Hey people! 
If you're missing 'new posts' all over the boards,
trying clicking on link below and it'll take you 30
of the most recent postings, and hopefully you'll
be able to catch up a bit.
matariki.proboards106.com/index.cgi?action=recent
Also notice the red 'Tube' icon button, now allows you
to post your fave YOU TUBE VIDEOS into your posts.
Real cool.Don't forget to check out the great jokes in the JOKING AROUND section.
And some wonderful, thought provoking, opinion section.
Please - please - feel free to add your comments, even if you don't
think it will sit well with many. I'll give anyone praise & cheers for
having the guts state your opinions without giving a shite about
whether everyone else agrees or not!  Anything personal you don't want the whole dang
world to know about .... well keep it to yaself!!! lol
Above all things people, remember - its just a messageboard,
but its also a community, so try to have FUN with it!
Cheers ~ Misstique xoxox
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Post by maire on Jul 3, 2008 6:57:58 GMT 12
Enjoy your memories and take care.
See you when you can get back on.  |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Jul 3, 2008 9:47:59 GMT 12
Be safe and see you when your back
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Post by Misstique on Jul 20, 2008 17:34:17 GMT 12
I found this, and thought it very funny .... and oh so ME!!! lol
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Post by sparrow on Jul 20, 2008 18:23:50 GMT 12
Sorry to all those that I missed or forgot or ran out of time
to deliver little post-its to! Will catch you next weekend.
I'm out and about for now, possibly heading down to
Hawkes Bay for a couple weeks.
Here's a little something for you all to have a good ole
laugh opr cackle at ......
OMG that's classic! LOL. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by misilon on Jul 20, 2008 18:27:49 GMT 12
hehe!! hilarious,..
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Post by Misstique on Aug 9, 2008 20:56:17 GMT 12
 Da girl is back in da house!
To all the 'newbies' and returning 'oldies'
You are always welcome here!
The door is always open.
Please enter my life.
Don't just stand there.
Come in and get to know me.
I am less scary then I look ...   |
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Post by kokonutwoman on Aug 9, 2008 20:58:15 GMT 12
Welcome back Missitique
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Post by Lux on Aug 10, 2008 12:06:21 GMT 12
Good to see you back Missitique with all your colour and bubbles, Hugs!
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Post by misilon on Aug 10, 2008 20:48:34 GMT 12
it is great to see you again misty
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Post by maire on Aug 10, 2008 21:04:13 GMT 12
Babes Back On Board Sweet .... ;D  
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Post by Misstique on Aug 11, 2008 14:30:54 GMT 12
 .................................................... 
Hi people!
Yep, I'm home from my travels, and back on my own computer at last
*gently caresses keyboard*  lol
Just got a few things to rabbit on about while I got some spare
free time today (this doesn't happen often, so make the most of it folks!!!) hehehe ...
On the note of my travels, petrol costs chewed up my card like weetbix!
It seems we are in the midst of an energy crisis.
For example, I can hardly find the energy to type this stuff
to you from my over-blown imagination and under-used intellect!
Oh wait, maybe that should be the other way around?!  lol
It doesn't stop there. A couple months back, the hydro dams
were all low and yet petrol was/is still high. Well the lakes
have refilled again, meanwhile petrol prices continue to soar.
Are you like me, and wistfully remembering when petrol was
only 89c a litre?
And we thought it was expensive then! Now its 3 times that,
and the government is raking off half the price in damn taxes!!
Remember not so long ago when petrol reached a dollar per litre? I do.
And have we seen the any increased benefits from all this extra
taxing since the days of $1 a litre?
Are the roads twice as good, or twice as safe? Or even slightly
safer? Or more efficient to drive on? In my journeying up &
down the countryside, I didn't notice any significant improvements.
Apart from a barrage of ineffective, scaremongering advertising
that bombards those at home in front of the telly - you know
the ones - the ones who drive nothing more lethal than a
well-worn Lazy Boy!
So for all this extra income, sales tax, GST etc - the govt gets
more of our dosh, thank you very much, and gives us sweet
stuff-all back. Not even a decent tax return!
I know I'm not the only one who gets pissed at the massive tax
bonanza that the govt is quietly raking off us.
If someone tries to tell me I got the wrong end of the joystick,
or I should stick to parking this roomy butt of mine on a bike
and cycle to work to save the environment blah blah .....
Then I say "take a bleedin hike mate!"
MOAN OVER .......
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Post by Misstique on Aug 18, 2008 12:24:10 GMT 12
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Yep, its that time of the week folks - time for my weekly spill ... oops I mean spiel!!
With all the rain we've been having lately, its been allowing me
the opportunity to take a good long hard look about the house
(well I can't very well go outside now can I? lol) ....
And my palace is in dire need a good spring clean! Who the hell
came up with that concept? Spring clean? As if some race or
culture only ever cleaned out their igloo's/grass huts/stone
temples/sandcastles in the Springtime?!
A great time for 'out with the old, in with the new' don't you think?
Been clearing out the clothes closet, good lord I unearthed
some of the most HIDEOUS pieces of clothing. I mean, what
was I thinking?
Leopard spotted tops, tacky t-shirts, psychedelic (sp) leotards,
even a paisley skirt (ugh how lame). Clearly, fashion icon I am
not! 
So out they go! Even the young master (16) who thinks he's
in charge of the castle - decided to be unanimously generous &
handed me a plastic bag which, with a look of utter seriousness
& aplomb, calmly stated "thats for the goodwill stores"
Hey that might get the mummy's heart a fluttering I'm sure,
until I looked into the bag and it contained his most holiest,
raggediest, stainiest, huckeriest articles of clothing found this
side of the Southern Hemisphere! Damn I wouldn't even
bother putting those things in the Clothing bin, or give it away
to the local homeless!
So, yep its been a great time to do a good clean up.
Making the most of the wet weather, and scrub, mop, rub!
Because when the weather starts fining up again (in Summer)
the last place I wanna be - is inside doing domestic chores.
I want to be out there *points to the waterside* and enjoying
the sunshine, fresh air, gardens and beautifully idyllic days.
I even look forward to meeting my friends downtown for a
cafe au lait or cappucino!!
For those who bother to read these utterings .....
What is it about WINTER you enjoy most?
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Post by Misstique on Aug 25, 2008 21:49:51 GMT 12
It's that time of the week again folks, so here you go. A nice wee poem (no, not one of mine) which I think is nicely appropriate among friends! And since this here thread is located in the Welcome section, then it is definitely appropriate. Have a great week everybody
A FRIEND'S GREETING
I'd like to be the sort of friend that
you have been to me;
I'd like to be the help that
you've been always glad to be;
I'd like to mean as much to you
each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine,
to me along the way.
I'd like to do the big things and
the splendid things for you,
To brush the gray from out your skies
and leave them only blue;
I'd like to say the kindly things that
I so oft have heard,
And feel that I could rouse your soul
the way that mine you've stirred.
I'd like to give you back the joy
that you have given me,
Yet that were wishing you a need
I hope will never be;
I'd like to make you feel as rich as I,
who travel on
Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to
lean upon.
I'm wishing at this time that I
could but repay
A portion of the gladness that
you've strewn along my way;
And could I have one wish this year,
this only would it be:
I'd like to be the sort of friend
that you have been to me!
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