The Presidential Clock

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Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being
the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the
Presidential clock yet?"

Sally replied, "No, I haven't even heard of the
presidential clock."

Bill then replied, “Well let's go to my office, so I can
show it to you." Sally was a
little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the
problems you've had lately, I don't think we should."
Then Bill said, "Ahh, come on Sally,…it's just a clock.”

Sally then agrees to go with him. Bill
leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them, and then
drops his pants to the floor.

Sally is flabbergasted, and says, "Mr. President, that is the
Presidential cock not the Presidential clock!"
Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition,
if you put two hands
and a face on it, it's a clock.”