Post by hps on Aug 18, 2009 14:49:02 GMT 12
Breaking news: A person of undisclosed cultural background, race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion, has been reported by concerned neighbours to the N.Z.S.P.C.A after tiny orange fish scales were found stuck to the barbie in the neighbours back yard.
On searching the premises it was established by the N.Z.S.P.C.A. that the person of undisclosed cultural background, race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion did indeed scale and fillet his/her Goldfish live out of its plastic bowl of water.
The N.Z.S.P.C.A. are reportedly distressed by their findings but as there is no law against scaling and eating fish, they cannot do anything about it. But they say it is morally wrong to kill and eat ones pet. We don't eat Goldfish in New Zealand we keep them in little bowls of water until they drop dead then we flush them down the toilet or bury them under a lemon tree.
If we knew the cultural background, race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion of the person involved, we'd at least have some other more bigoted view to state regarding this incident but we don't so this story is basically fudgeed.
On searching the premises it was established by the N.Z.S.P.C.A. that the person of undisclosed cultural background, race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion did indeed scale and fillet his/her Goldfish live out of its plastic bowl of water.
The N.Z.S.P.C.A. are reportedly distressed by their findings but as there is no law against scaling and eating fish, they cannot do anything about it. But they say it is morally wrong to kill and eat ones pet. We don't eat Goldfish in New Zealand we keep them in little bowls of water until they drop dead then we flush them down the toilet or bury them under a lemon tree.
If we knew the cultural background, race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion of the person involved, we'd at least have some other more bigoted view to state regarding this incident but we don't so this story is basically fudgeed.
