Post by chocs on Dec 31, 2013 12:57:42 GMT 12
My job search
"This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. "
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory , but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe ..
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job .
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting ....
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard .
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income ..
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
but the work was just too draining.
12 .. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job ......
13 . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it ....
14 . My last job was working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind ..
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB !
"This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. "
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory , but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe ..
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job .
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting ....
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard .
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income ..
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
but the work was just too draining.
12 .. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job ......
13 . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it ....
14 . My last job was working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind ..
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB !