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Post by bingbong on Sept 29, 2007 11:07:53 GMT 12
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Helen Clark, Michael Cullen, Trevor Mallard and Sue Bradford.
They're asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
" Most people are giving about 4 litres"
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Post by Lux on Sept 29, 2007 12:21:31 GMT 12
Me thinks there could be 1 or 2 staunch labour supporters around these here parts, you might get ya bum kicked over that one Bingbong! ;D
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Post by bossybitch on Oct 1, 2007 9:29:37 GMT 12
Speaking of bums...Imagine the look on the face of my mechanic when I told him my rear end was spewing out shite...I think I meant the exhaust pipe. 4 litres worth.... Are they worth that?
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Post by bingbong on Oct 1, 2007 19:41:13 GMT 12
re Lux blog [Me thinks there could be 1 or 2 staunch labour supporters around these here parts, you might get ya bum kicked over that one Bingbong! ]
Lux, shame on the "could be 1 or 2 staunch labour supporters around these here parts.."
I wouldn't wanted to be acknowledging being an associate or closer to that lot , ie Labour , health system backwards not going forwards, highest interests rates since in Office, xyz indirest tax increases and more with Koyoto. Police systemic problems that it cant arrest in power. Courts Maori aspirations at voting time and dumps the hopes when has the rains of power. I can go On and On and On and On.
You can tell the "could be 1 or 2 staunch labour supporters around these here parts.." go hide your heads in the lowest position that one can!!!
Possible lower grades?
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Post by bingbong on Oct 1, 2007 19:45:04 GMT 12
and re bossybitche's reply wash ya mouth out, Ms Dirty Mouth.
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