Post by hps on Oct 9, 2007 12:05:38 GMT 12
This can't be true !!
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season
soon. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a
'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the
vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is waiting patiently beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and
cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the
meat is burning. He thanks her and instructs her to bring
another beer while he deals with the
situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS
IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
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(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and
does the dishes.
Ad most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her
night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concudes that there's just no pleasing some women....
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season
soon. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a
'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the
vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is waiting patiently beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and
cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the
meat is burning. He thanks her and instructs her to bring
another beer while he deals with the
situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS
IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
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(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and
does the dishes.
Ad most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her
night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concudes that there's just no pleasing some women....