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Post by kokonutwoman on May 7, 2008 10:11:24 GMT 12
Officer, I walking down the road and I spotted this sheep who
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Post by toerag on May 7, 2008 10:18:17 GMT 12
was making goog goog eyes at the farmer's pet cow, the woolly sheep decided to
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Post by Lux on May 7, 2008 16:35:29 GMT 12
join the beautiful, handsome and intelligent groovie sheep, because the cows were ugly and made big poops everywhere they went and smoked to much cud. Where as the sheep shared there woolly warmth through the winter and
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 7, 2008 20:45:40 GMT 12
throw rocks at those silly cows over the fence who
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Post by toerag on May 12, 2008 22:58:16 GMT 12
who yelled "Oh my Precious my precious you hurt my precious"
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Post by bingbong on May 12, 2008 23:46:16 GMT 12
and said bing bong boo I love you. The sheep had a flash back to George Orwell "Animal Farm" and felt powerful and subversive and said we are sick of being made into sheep---chik clothing we have rights we WILL NO LONGER BE OPPRESSED and the cows said we do too. We are sick of seeing our moo moo relatives being made into leather that didnt want to be made into a pair of shoes sold at The Warehouse....
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 14, 2008 10:54:54 GMT 12
but then the pigs rose up on their hinds legs and said there are some more equal than others and you my little cows will remain where you are over the fence to
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Post by Lux on May 14, 2008 17:32:42 GMT 12
Where the grass isn't greener and the Mountains live longer, are taller, and overshadow the...
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Post by bingbong on May 15, 2008 19:32:24 GMT 12
[re Koko but then the pigs rose up on their hinds legs and said there are some more equal than others and you my little cows will remain where you are over the fence to]
[re lux Where the grass isn't greener and the Mountains live longer, are taller, and overshadow the...]
and the cows were thinking whilst the pigs could be high and mighty and stand up on there hind legs they forgot whist us cows just look like we stand around all day we in fact have very good brains and whilst the pigs thought all animals are equal but pigs are more equal than other animals we cows thought we just want to be equal like the pigs! And thank GOD we dont stink like pigs!!!! and whilst mountains are taller we can fly over the moon.......... and the grass IS greener when you graze from one side and move over to the other!!!!
and us cows think those pigs need some psychometric testing.
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 16, 2008 6:59:30 GMT 12
and the pigs had decided that they would display their might and invited some representatives from the abattoirs to view the herd. The pigs then retired to the board room where the fart tax was discussed at length. After 10 seconds the Fart Tax was introduced. The cows then
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Post by toerag on May 16, 2008 20:07:28 GMT 12
blew it
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Post by misilon on May 16, 2008 20:58:51 GMT 12
and the pigs oinked thier point
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Post by bingbong on May 19, 2008 12:45:50 GMT 12
and the wolf said how lower socio economic. Cold Power Washers!
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 19, 2008 15:10:05 GMT 12
But then Ms Persil said "Dirt is good" Johnny K jumped up and down screaming "there's no lower socio economic, ogay?"
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Post by bingbong on May 19, 2008 19:33:49 GMT 12
and some where scary in a pub in Timaru where the Road knights congregate they were practicing their club chant "more power to Persil gets rid of those stubborn brown stains!
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 19, 2008 20:35:58 GMT 12
and the pigs once again rose up on their hind legs and said ENOUGH! those cows and their skid marks can not be eradicated increase the fart tax. And send the pink power Master Oxynappie San to Timaru and paint the Road Knights tricycles pink. And ask Mr Oxy to call in to that brewery in Wigram and give Davina a pink makeover but tell Mr Oxy caution is needed, contamination suit required at all times
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Post by Lux on May 19, 2008 21:30:04 GMT 12
and the fat cat sat...
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 21, 2008 7:03:42 GMT 12
at its computer to calculate the volocity and trajectory required to propel the cows over the moon, she contemplated this dilemma while playing her fiddle. The out of the blue.....
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Post by misilon on May 21, 2008 9:14:24 GMT 12
my platypus announced his amazing bill has been accepted,..following that,...
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Post by toerag on May 21, 2008 17:23:16 GMT 12
playpus call for peace in the farm yard. But then...
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Post by Lux on May 22, 2008 7:46:23 GMT 12
A crocodile ate him.
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Post by kokonutwoman on May 22, 2008 9:33:07 GMT 12
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Post by toerag on May 22, 2008 17:02:35 GMT 12
The crocodile swan and he swan all over the dam going tick tock tick tock...
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Post by misilon on May 27, 2008 8:31:19 GMT 12
wait is that a barcode I can hear, tick tock ,,blip! blip!
I hear you calling calling calling to me, I got the lolly barcodia,.
meanwhile back in the jungle,....
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Post by askyouraunty on May 28, 2008 20:32:17 GMT 12
the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight...ooohoooohooohoooohooo awimaway awimaway awimaway...
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