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Post by Misstique on Aug 29, 2008 15:20:42 GMT 12
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Post by Misstique on Aug 29, 2008 15:21:52 GMT 12
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Post by Misstique on Aug 30, 2008 6:48:15 GMT 12
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Post by bottlecar on Aug 30, 2008 8:08:56 GMT 12
Noice eye candy Misty  |
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Post by Misstique on Aug 31, 2008 10:49:52 GMT 12
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Post by Misstique on Sept 2, 2008 13:55:46 GMT 12
As you may all realise by now, I don't know any R18 jokes,
kinda 'dry balls' in that dept I'm afraid! (pardon the pun) lol
But hey, I got a closet full of these pretty pics hehehe
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Post by Misstique on Sept 2, 2008 13:57:14 GMT 12
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Post by maire on Jan 21, 2009 13:04:44 GMT 12
Got this from our Irish friend this morning & had to share it .......... ;D ;D ;D
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said,
'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said,
'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2007!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,
' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
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Post by maire on Mar 8, 2009 18:53:19 GMT 12
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.!!! 
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